1, happiness is what happiness is you eat fish, I eat meat, watching other people gnawing bone.
2, if you are doomed to not give me the expected response. So keep it out of the safe distance.
3, I in God's attitude, shine in this beautiful moment, man not faze.
4. Life is like Song Zude's mouth. You never know who is the next one.
5, hand with a kitchen knife to cut wire, a spark with lightning.
6, the journey to the West tells us that all the goblins that have the backstage have been taken off, and all that do not have a backstage are killed by a stick.
7, hold the hand and drag the son away. The son said not to go, all right, close the door and put the dog!
8, many people say that marriage is the tomb of love, but love can be laid to rest is better than storm the streets.
9, the small pump Niang who dreams are looking for a white horse, opened his eyes and found all over the world are grey donkey, distraught, you can only pick one from the donkeys in robust and strong, so that the donkey was named: economic man.
10. In the next few decades, we will come to the crematorium and send them all into a pile of ash. You have a pile of me and no one knows all of them to be sent to the countryside for chemical fertilizer.
11, I want to cry, I'll make, a night without sleep, holding a bottle of sleeping pills, with small rope to hang. The ugliness also needs to be in love, and the world is full of love.
12, there is no time to learn geomantic water, after death, a good tomb can also make up for the regret that he can not afford to buy a good house before his life, and to use the spirit of hip hop blues to live the same life as the erhu.
13, the sun warm, quiet years, you still don't come, how can I get old?
14, please do not put my tolerance to you as your face - free capital.
15, the young do not Hu, audacity, ask old age in which subjects words.
16, when young, we often make a face in the mirror; when you are old, the mirror is even.
17, crowded public transportation is a comprehensive sport including Sanda, yoga, judo, balance wood and other sports and fitness projects.
18, when I was a child, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up, and when I grew up, I found that the whole world could not save me.
19, read more than ten years of books, think about the kindergarten is better mixed!
20, the ostrich's happiness is just a pile of sand.
21, the tree is more quiet and the wind is more than, the more I love it, and he is not.
22. Without medical insurance and life insurance, do not be righteous after dark.
23, time is too thin, fingers too wide.
24, I'll be your turn to forget a passer-by, with what accompany you waste time to the end?
25, knowledge of the United States, is to make people feel; the beauty of poetry is to incite men and women derailment; the beauty of a woman, is stupid regrets; men of the United States, is lying to see ghosts in broad daylight.
26, drink a bottle of medicine, hanging to the rope, a small handkerchief flick off the building.
27, Germany is the only woman, I must be too wicked.
28, hand in pocket, no one loves.
29, you have to make clear your own life script - not a sequel to your parents, not the prequel of your children, or the outside part of your friend.
30, I thought I was very decadent, I know today, I used to get rid of the morning newspaper.
In 31, hogan opened his aging mother know you are an evildoer.
32, when the life of harbor to everything into black humor, I take this opportunity to put itself into a highly educated rogue.
33, people are not clever, but also learn other people bald.
34, I am not the renminbi, how can everyone like me?!
35, wake up, the day is dark.
36, I want to wake up one day and find myself sitting in a desk chair in a primary school classroom. The chalk head that the teacher threw just hit his forehead.
37, I was a seed of infatuation, and it was a rain... It was drowned.
38, our goal: money, to make thick.
39. As a monster, my wish is to eliminate at least one Altman.
40, Zhu Geliang didn't take out before the soldier ah, you work with what I have experienced.
41. What are you unhappy about? Tell you to make everyone happy.
42, it is said that people have only two choices, are busy dead or busy, I think I have third choices: busy waiting for death.
43, you lose self-control, pain can not take care of themselves, the results can not himself, not to the happiness.
44, to work hard! For your Audi my Dior.
45, I am a white-collar: today, paid the salary, paid the rent and electricity, bought oil rice noodles, touch the pocket, sigh, this month wages and white-collar.
46, iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but the wooden pestle can be ground into a toothpick, not material, then it was no use trying to.
47, God, too blue! The sea, too salty! Life, it's too hard! Fort, too annoying! And you, have a chance! Miss you, insomnia! See you, too far!